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[Aug. 16th, 2009|11:24 pm] |
All right, since I didn't answer your questions before, I might as well make the effort to answer them now seeing as how I am going to make another attempt to stay in this place. Shame on you people for not holding me down like those little people did to Gulliver. [I know you did VJane. You know you want me]
What was your all time favorite cartoon growing up? Tough first question...I'm going to go with Scooby. I was always a fan of his hijinx. Plus, as a kid you always know in the back of your mind that the creepy caretaker is the ghost but you still root for the team anyway. Now that I'm older, we all know that Shaggy and Scooby were token up. I mean come on now? I know you all get the munchies too after smoking.
If you could be known for one role for the rest of your life, already played or not, what would it be? Wonder Woman's husband. I wouldn't mind being in her shadow the rest of my life. Besides, what kind of freaky awesome...life would that be?
What is that slime made of? Seriously. You work for the company, you must have the ins. Drake's spooge. True story. He jerks off and the whole world loses.
What music is playing right now? Don't have anything on, go into your player and randomly play a song. NOW what music is playing? Damien Rice. What's not to love about that?
Is there a song in your collection you're embarrassed to admit? Why yes, yes there is. Someone came over and downloaded Milli Vanilli on to my iTunes list. I am quite embarrassed not only for myself but for them.
Those were all the questions I got, however, I am not done writing. I've been watching a lot of different movies lately so I'll give you the Ebert and Roeper review on things.
ORPHAN: OH MY G-D can you say psycho? This 30-ish year old dwarf who retains her youthful appearance preys on families, seduces her adoptive father, kills him if he rejects her and goes to another orphanage to repeat the process. It had a good story but definitely insane. I will say on her behalf that when she pushed that girl off the slide, the bitch deserved it! Makes you think twice about adoption, doesn't it? How awesome was that kick to the head at the end, though?
THE HAUNTING IN CONNETICUT: Another crazy horror film. Again, great story but the only thing really disturbing about it was when the guy sliced off the eye lids of all those dead people. I felt bad for the kid, Jonah but it had a good, peaceful ending so there were no nightmares brought from it.
DOUBT: All I have to say is...he did it.
PUSH: There are a lot of movies like this. People with extraordinary powers. Government officials tracking them down. I can think of two off the top of my head: Firestarter and Jumper. Why can't the supernatural just be supernatural? Laaaaaame. Good movie though.
CHOKE: Sam Fucking Rockwell. How does he ALWAYS manage to be so awesome? I think if I was to film a movie tomorrow, I would want it to be with Sam Rockwell. It would be something about world domination.
TAKEN: If you've seen this movie, you'll know what I'm talking about: Dad kicks the ass of 1000 french dudes and rescues his daughter: I'll find you...good luck. And he did. And then killed him. The stupid best friend, of course, died. But that's natural in these things. Can you believe someone said to me, "That actually happens, y'know?" I bet they went online and looked up whether it was based on a true story.
I've reseen a lot of old movies. Saw a lot of retarded movies I'd forgotten were retarded and then sat through them again. Saw Drake. Retarded. Saw Lizzy. AWESOME! That's about it. Monster is still the most awesome creature on the planet. My mom is still the best damn Jew next to Jerry Lewis and that's really all they wrote.
Peace. -J
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